Hi. I’m Johnny, and I write books.
There’s not much on this site yet. Nothing, really. That’s because I’m reinventing myself and everything I do from scratch, and that kind of thing takes an insane amount of time.
Believe me … the emptiness of this site will change soon. OH, IT WILL CHANGE. I have over 120 books which you can peruse here in my store, and I have so much to share with you about them — things I haven’t shared properly before, but that I’m overwhelmingly excited to share with my readers now.
If you’d like to make sure you don’t miss anything, you can join my list using this boring and not-yet-optimized form below. (Making forms look nice currently feels less important than doing all the other cool things I’ll have to share with you very soon.)
I’m delighted you’re here! I have so much cool stuff in store for you.