Comments on: I will kill Frosty the Snowman

By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:15:27 +0000

Not only does Boca have horrible 50-foot ads that are almost worse than the digital billboards here in Hell-A, I have a friend who practically peed fire from his ass after eating three of them on a dare – apparently they were on sale and he bought a bunch. Ah, college students and your silly poverty.

By: Monicarolevans

Monicarolevans — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:28:19 +0000

Boxer and Dockers in multiple feet of snow on the metal seat of a tractor? Seriously, I mean, I’m southern (and I don’t *do* snow) but I would have at LEAST thrown on some sweatpants, too!

And yeah, I agree, winter sucks ass and I really really wanna move to a city where I never ever have to see or curse out winter again!

And in those ads Smokey wasn’t talking to me. He was talking to that tall guy that was standing in front of me.

By: Kristin T. (@kt_writes)

Kristin T. (@kt_writes) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:52:47 +0000

In reference to your recent tweet, I am also one of those “yuppie douchebags” sitting in a cafe working on my laptop. Now, thanks to this post, I’m a yuppie douchebag sitting alone in the cafe, looking at my computer screen and laughing my ass off. Which I think makes me either less of a yuppie or less of a douchebag, although I’m not sure which.

(Also, I LOVE AnnieH’s comment. So true.)

By: Trish/Astrogirl426

Trish/Astrogirl426 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:46:41 +0000

Im sitting here in front of the woodstove (kinda like a fireplace, but with the added fun of having to keep it going or you will DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA), with my laptop in MY lap, and it’s not burning my girl-parts, either. Meaning I have either lost all sensation “down there” (a distinct possibility, but one that I hope, for the sake of the hubs, isn’t the case), or I’m cold. Since it’s approximately 3 degrees above Frozen Wasteland, I’m guessing the latter.

Winter sucks. Spring, though, is a mere 2 months away.

By: AnnieH

AnnieH — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:43:54 +0000

Sitting on heated gelpacks–no, not sexy. Duct taping them to the affected parts, while not sexy, IS funny, and funny is sexy to most wives. Okay, all wives.

By: Johnny Truant

Johnny Truant — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:42:23 +0000

Don’t take this wrong, Mary, but I must kill you now.

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:54:39 +0000

Posts like this one make me laugh out loud!! I missed 3 days of work once because I had to shovel out my entire alley before I could move my car.
Where I live, it was 84 this afternoon!!!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:26:12 +0000

Those stupid fuckers at Boca!!! They did the same thing to my old site so I got rid of it.

By: trisha

trisha — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:13:12 +0000

that was pretty funny.

trisha

By: Jenny, Bloggess

Jenny, Bloggess — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:02:28 +0000

Fucking-A. I was totally going to write about how the boca ad was encroaching on my territory because IT TOTALLY IS. Honestly, Boca, are you paying me extra for to trick my audience? Because I don’t think you are.

Not cool, Boca.

PS. Winter is an asshole.