The new Johnny Truant book is in, world rejoices
So today a package arrived, and it wasn’t the thirteen pounds of Guatemalan hashish I had ordered online. Instead, it turned out to be the proof copy of my new book, May Contain Nuts. It looked pretty awesome, so I’ll be putting it up for sale any day now.
In case you’ve forgotten what the hell this book is about, it’s a collection of the most awesomest “best of Johnny Truant being funny instead of all businessy” posts from my past. I’m eager to get out there and publicize. The local Borders has even agreed to allow me to be the embarrassing person that sits at the front of the store at a table, avoided by all. You know – the person everyone feels sorry for but refuses to make eye contact with. That sounds pretty badass.
I even asked a gay friend of mine to act as ambassador to the gay community. However, he suggested that the cover art should change in order to maximize sales in his circles, as the title implies unmet expectations.
I took some time to check it out. Took a pic for my loyal readers so that you can see me enjoying it:
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Wouldn’t it make a great Christmas gift? I think so. And it’s not like I’m partial.
You should totally buy it now. Do it. Do it. Do it.
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5 Comments on The new Johnny Truant book is in, world rejoices
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Chuck on
Fri, 5th Dec 2008 8:28 pm
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Fri, 5th Dec 2008 10:12 pm
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Dave on
Fri, 5th Dec 2008 10:24 pm
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Sat, 6th Dec 2008 5:27 pm
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lastminuteacademic on
Mon, 8th Dec 2008 5:16 am
Wait, Johnny Truant buffs his nails?
In other news, can’t wait to get the book.
Dude, those are the manliest nails ever in that they’re long and untrimmed as hell!
That is awesome. Book looks great. And Border’s gig sounds fun. Quite impressive!
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I’m with Chuck on that one, mate.
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