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Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:26:58 +0000

[...] been funny enough of late. And I was like, “Hey! Put down Fi-Fi. Did I not write about my internet lottery winnings? Did I not write about how I punish Austin by making him run around the house with a sheet over his [...]

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:26:01 +0000

Scammer baiting is a great sport. I’ve had fun with the guys that respond to my craigslist ads that want me to ship my 1997 Caravan to Eastern Europe. But there’s a guy named Brad Christensen that elevated scammer baiting to an art form. Check out http://www.quatloos.com/brad-c/directory01.htm. The guy is absolutely hilarious. He actually got one scammer to agree to meet in the nude to prove that they had nothing to hide, and that they would agree not to point and laugh during the meeting.

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:21:25 +0000

Man, everyone stop making my 5-leaf clover look all ordinary.

By: BlueSteel

BlueSteel — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:45:19 +0000

That was great. Loved the line about your grandson being a homo and you don’t trust him with numbers.

BTW, my 8 year old daughter found a 5 leaf clover this past weekend. I’m hoping that we have the same run of good luck that you did!

Peace.

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Thu, 28 May 2009 00:43:05 +0000

Look at all of this great luck! I am truly be blessed to hear of it surely.

What kills me is that the people who fall for it never think, “Why me out of everyone?” I figure them falling for it is just natural selection in action.

(Said the diabetic who would have been dead twenty years ago if natural selection was working right.)

By: Scott Oglesby

Scott Oglesby — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:36:57 +0000

I’m so happy that you didn’t get scammed Mr. Truant, my good friend! Johnny. It is your old time good buddy Scott here! We were friends since high school? haha, my memory is bad! At least we are still such good buddy friends on Facebook site!
Something terrible has now happened to me, and I need your expert help! I am here in Nigeria helping children to fight the poverty and I’ve become robbed!! And now I am also ill with the sickness! I am stuck here in the clinical hospital and need you to send around $5000.00 to help me to leave this country! I have many monies, so after I get home to where we both live, I will be giving you back $50,000.00 because monies don’t matter to me and I have so much! Please email me back as soon as able! It is desperate, you can wire monies! You are such a true good buddy friend.
Your very good friend,
Scott!

By: Mike Drips

Mike Drips — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:45:30 +0000

Johnny!
Your luck has rubbed off on me! Look what came in my email! (I’m a wee bit confused as the sender talks about the money and herself being in the UK, but her actual return email is mrs_susjones@w.cn, which is a China domain.
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Dear Friend,

Good day to you. My name is Mrs. Susan Jones, wife of late Dr. Greg Jones who died December 2nd 2006, My late husband was into private practice all his life. Our life together lasted for years without a child. But before his death we vowed to start Charity Project to uplift the downtrodden and the less-privileged individuals, as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament.

Before his death, he deposited the sum of 5,000,000.00GBP (Five Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) to his local bank account here in United Kingdom with the good heart of using it for the Charity Project and till now the money is still with the Bank. After series of medical test on me last week, my Doctor has told me that I have limited days to live due to cancerous illness. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to this cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen me, I have decided to give you this money and I want you to use this gift which come from my late husband effort to assist the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially as planned with my late husband before his sudden death.

For accepting to help me receive this money in your local bank account and also to invest it on Charity Project, you will take 10% of the 5 Million Great Britain Pounds for your personal use. As soon as I receive your reply through this my confidential email address (mrs_susanjones@hotmail.com), Believe that I shall sign the necessary Probate Document to make you my Next of Kin, hence empower you as the Original Beneficiary of the money and I will also give you the bank contact where the money was deposited in UK to avoid delay in transferring the money to you now that I am still alive. I will expect your positive response with urgency. God bless you and members of your family.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Susan Jones
Email: mrs_susanjones@hotmail.com

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:17:53 +0000

You’re searching the compost? (I’m talking to you, Steve… I know you do it.)

By: @ncwinters

@ncwinters — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:17:23 +0000

Mr. Truant.

Congradulations on this the most awesome of news for you. You should be are blessed for this once in a life time opportunity.

You made me late for dinner, I was laughing and reading so long. Funny shit. Keep us posted on you milions.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:41:09 +0000

Dangit. I almost didn’t share that little tidbit, but the kismit was too much to deny! I mean, what are the chances? And it seemed a real boon because I’ve found many 4-leaf clovers over the years, and dude…look at me.

But yours is way more special. It’s already opened up and sending the luck into the universe on a unicorn’s horn. Mine got tossed in the compost by accident.