This archive used to be the remnants of my old humor blog, but most of the stuff on it doesn't reflect who I am nowadays. In this biz, we say, "IT CONFUSED THE BRAND," and we'd say so in haughty tones that suggested we know such things.

So yeah. I took it down.

However, if you're way into my old humor stuff, I'd highly suggest picking up my Kindle book May Contain Nuts, which is a collection of the best of what used to be here.

Now, I'm not a total dick, and while it may look like I'm trying to get you to pay for what used to be up here free, that's not the case. If you're looking for one specific post that used to be here, feel free to email me and I'll send it to you with my compliments.