http://johnnybtruant.com/teih Ha ha ha real fucking funny Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:51:53 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I always kind of realized I wanted to be a writer. By "kind of," I mean that I always enjoyed writing even when I couldn't figure out how to make a buck at it, and by "writer," I mean someone who makes his living by sitting on the couch most ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/news-fit-ah-screw/ A lot of you out there think I'm funny. I mean, if you don't, why the hell are you reading this blog? Why have you read it in the past, and why will you read it in the future? And if you aren't planning on reading it in the future, ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/story-hang-kind-nylon-rope-bathrobe-belt-silkier-hey-ham-lost/ It's county fair time here, and that means three things: 1. Yes, I actually go to the fair. 2. Yes, seriously. 3. No, I'm not kidding. I have a love/hate relationship with the county fair. I love that it's here because it showcases everything that's wrong with humanity (and who doesn't like that?), but ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/anus-place-fireworks/ So the other day, I find myself alone in the house and I decide to watch the remake of Dawn of the Dead. I've watched it like a dozen times and keep rewatching it because I'm all about seeing the dead come back to life. It's like, inspirational or something. ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/zombierama/ The Max & Erma's restaurant near us has this stupid game that's like a cross between pinball and skeeball. There's a set of ringed holes (this is the skeeball part) on the far end of the game, and you try to shoot a small metal ball into them by pulling ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/post-totally-innocent/ I just got back from taking a five-day vacation at the beach and there were two things that occurred to me while I was there: 1. Vacation totally rules and that we should honestly never have to suffer through the indignity of non-vacation time ever. I don't say this in a ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/dominated-fish/ I've discovered that the single greatest keyword that people come to my blog through other than my name or the name of this blog is "Photobombers." So here's some more hilarious SEO bait, about photobombers. You know what I should do? Link to my other post about photobombers! That'll help ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/photobombers-2/ This is an old post that I'm re-issuing for your reading pleasure. I'm moving the site to a different server this weekend and that's a big pain in the ass, so my effort in moving the site replaces my effort in writing a new post. See the great things I ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/benny-chute/ Check this out. This isn't a Photoshop job or a clever fake. This is a legit, fo-sho five-leaf clover I found the other day in my in-law's hayfield while my son was being all manly by wading through the tall grass and picking flowers. I have to figure something big is ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/gonna-damn-loaded/ Yesterday, my 1-year-old daughter, The Bean, shambled into her bedroom and returned laughing her ass off while holding a pair of pink footie pajamas. Now, I think pajamas are hilarious, but this was off the hook. So I did what any responsible father would do. I draped them over her ... http://johnnybtruant.com/teih/piece-quiet/