Comments on: April Fool's Day reportedly filled with fools

By: @ncwinters

@ncwinters — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:37:57 +0000

Oy, sorry about the comment delay. Craziness. JBT- unfortunately, I do not get to cast the breastesses myself. That would be rad. No, the friendly ladies at Keep Abreast™ do the “work” themselves. Thinking about asking the wife if she’d be down, once the pregnancy thing is all done- how long does that process last anyway- couple years? Dunno.

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:33:46 +0000

Man, your family. Can we trade?

I’m sure that the borderline poverty, crippling alcoholism, rampant depression, and intermittent unemployment that plagues my family members back south would be hardly noticeable!

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:42:57 +0000

So I discovered that he actually got the idea from SpongeBob SquarePants. You know, where all great ideas come from.

By: Becky

Becky — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:49:27 +0000

I keep rereading that part about the back happyface/stick of butter in the field and laughing and laughing all silent and raspy and wheezy. I love that bizarre kid nonhumor, it goes so far beyond unfunny that it hits the end of the universe and loops back around to become funny again.

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:04:49 +0000

I can’t believe I forgot the rest of that story. My uncle got all mad and complained about the wax paper, and my aunt said, “What paper?” I’m not kidding.

By: Delmont88

Delmont88 — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:39:10 +0000

Johnny-
thanks for the hot tip. I put Wax paper in my kids sandwiches today. Figured it would liven up a normally dull Bolgna/Salami/Mayo sandwich. Girl Child of Delmont thought it was pretty funny and it was the first thing she talked about when she got in the car… “Daaaaaaaaaaad! you are soooooooooooooo weird, sometimes!”

Delmont Jr. on the other hand, well, he must have been really hungry at lunchtime or something because his only response was “you did what?”

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:34:16 +0000

I think the real question for NCW is, Do you get to cast the boobs yourself? Because that would be SO BAD ASS.

By: Delmont88

Delmont88 — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:22:58 +0000

i’ll take shinola over the shit, any day of the week.

By: @ncwinters

@ncwinters — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:47:08 +0000

Wow.

What would have been the coolest is if your wife didn’t help. THAT would be the gag- getting a magic marker face on your back with no help. That’s all Jedi-like and stuff.

Guess I have to man up and update my blog now that I’ve moved into the “big leagues” by getting referenced on TEIH! I’ve always had a hunch you weren’t who you were making yourself out to be, but I was gonna go with Sophia Loren. That would have been teh hotness.

Unfortunately the boobs have sold, but I hope to do more soon. Try to get me some ad revenue while you’re using the blog to pimp my wares, while you’re at it. Oh, and get me a coffee too.

Thanks for the props! Hooray for Boobies!