Comments on: 7 things that are going to make my blog suck for today

By: Johnny Truant

Johnny Truant — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:02:17 +0000

See, now all I can think of is Homer Simpson yelling out in his sleep, “Lobo! Lobo! Bring back Sheriff Lobo!”

By: LOBO

LOBO — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:55:33 +0000

I kept hitting a splash page when I came here a few months ago. I couldn’t click on it: both my parents were killed by a splash page once. They’re fine now, but I was very traumatized.

I’m REALLY glad I came back. I read TEIH one sitting. It’s fantastic! Too short (so far), but FANTASTIC!

(But you still owe me your dad’s chili recipe.)

By: Johnny Truant

Johnny Truant — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:01:59 +0000

Let’s not forget the genius that happened when Rob Van Winkle joined The Bloodhound Gang. That was awesome.

By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:18:51 +0000

What kind of harpoons was van Winkle using when he penned those lyrics? Were they engineered by Salvador Dali? Harpoons don’t flow, they kill fish, you untalented dickhead!

By: Friar

Friar — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:16:05 +0000

Yeah. Minus 22C right now. Windchill of minus 34C. And I want to ski this morning!

By: Johnny Truant

Johnny Truant — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:53:31 +0000

Oh, I feel so sorry for you. At the very least, I don’t have to plug my car in at night.

By: Friar

Friar — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:23:59 +0000

Hahah!

I just found out about this blog today. And it dosen’t suck so bad. At least, not as bad as 99% of all the other boring blogs.

You know, those blogs that give me advice to Be All that I can Be and reach the 6th level of Nirvana.

Or Maximize my SEO to solve world hunger. Or to inspire me with stories about Little Timmy who fell down the well and then went on to win a football scholarship at with no arms and legs.

As for the Twitter Douchebags…yeah…EXACTLY! It’s refreshing to find someone else who DARES to mock the Cool Kid Bloggers.

I’ll definitely be back.

PS. Ohio? (Oh..that’s waaaay SOUTH…you live in the banana belt!…compared to where I am!)

By: Johnny Truant

Johnny Truant — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:41:44 +0000

Mark my words, I will be in (or be building a place in) Charlotte, N.C. by next winter. Hand to God.

By: Monicarolevans

Monicarolevans — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:37:59 +0000

You are crazy. This is hella funny.

And while I have never been to Ohio, I bet you’re correct in how much Ohio sucks.

I can’t figure out why anyone lives in a place that has more than a few snow flurries a year.

By: Trish/Astrogirl426

Trish/Astrogirl426 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:01:15 +0000

“Minor celebrity” sounds WAY better than “cocktease”.

I don’t know Oprah, but I do know Geraldo Rivera. Any interest in meeting him? No? Damn.