Comments on: I offer you punk rock babies to solidify my vow

By: N.C. Winters

N.C. Winters — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:17:35 +0000

Oh yeah, in that thunderous way too intense booming voice that was also kinda mechanical. That voice still haunts my dreams. Wasn’t it total crap that you were constantly losing life in Gauntlet? What kind of quarter-sucking BS was that? I still played forever though.

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:26:01 +0000

I actually Googled that word and went with what seemed most popular. I just know it sounds like SHROOOO-KEN!”

Anyone remember the game “Bad Boys”? That was also at our local bowling alley. When the dude knelt down to pick something up, he’d say, “I got it” and it sounded like, “I farted.”

My favorite, though, was how in Gauntlet, it would say, “Red warrior need food badheit.”

By: N.C. Winters

N.C. Winters — Fri, 01 May 2009 18:37:32 +0000

Argh, two things.

First I have to showoff that I’m the youngest here and the fact that it was both Ken and Ryu that yelled “SHURIKEN” in Street Fighter 2, not to mention Street Fighter 2 Turbo, Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition and Street Fighter 2 , First Blood, Part 2, Revenge of the Eskimos.

And secondly, that the word is spelled Shuriken. We’ll ignore that I began a sentence with ‘And’, but after reading your recent spelling/grammar post, I thought you would appreciate it. Does it make me a douche? Most likely, but I’m sure you’ve come to that conclusion by now anyway. I’m sure the grammar in this post is “”atrocious”". Note the use of the double air quotes- made by using four fingers on each hand.

Oh, and hurry up on your book, just found out we’re having a boy, so you know, I’d love your input on that with the parenting help book and all. I lost five bucks, as I was positive it was going to be an Ewok, due to my furriness. Could still be an Ewok in there though, covertly lurking behind the boy. You know, like a…

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:37:29 +0000

Aaaaaand LKR comes out of the gate strong as a gamer. Who would’ve thunk it?

By the way, the new post is hopefully funny. See? I deliver.

And by the way, that new post also includes “Diesel.” Kind of.

By: Laura Roeder

Laura Roeder — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:31:18 +0000

I was just going to tell you street fighter but someone beat me to the punch. So I’m just saying FOR THE RECORD I ALSO KNEW THAT IT WAS STREET FIGHTER.

By: Alice

Alice — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:08:45 +0000

Don’t get me wrong, I love you being funny. That being said, I think the recent tendency towards more serious posts adds depth. And if it makes you happy, I volunteer to listen attentively to any fatherhood type manifesto you produce despite being a girl.

By: diesel

diesel — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:13:04 +0000

Yeah, be funny now. All this positive thinking crap is getting me down.

By: C. Andres Alderete

C. Andres Alderete — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 13:24:42 +0000

You’re describing Street Fighter 2, but he didn’t throw Chinese stars, they were fire/energy balls.
And yes, Bush was very ninja-like in his shoe evasion. I was shocked and awed, and for the first time, I took him seriously.

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:52:55 +0000

Haha, no shit I’m busy.

Hey Stickman… you don’t believe I’m really playing Black Flag for her? BELIEVE IT! I love how you can make kids like what you like. Awesome.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:38:04 +0000

Wow, you’re busy!

I realized that my blog had turned into Me n’ Tim talk about Tracy so I did a post with some disgusting pictures of a chicken with ooze stuck to it. Traffic through the roof. So next time you get busy, just open up something from Armour or Sweet Sue, take a few photos and there you go!