Comments on: Fear of a Truant Planet

By: Johnny

Johnny — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:10:53 +0000

This post takes me back!

By: Thomas Edward Mrak

Thomas Edward Mrak — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 04:57:15 +0000

Dude.

I SO needed to hear that.

Electro planet, here we come!

By: Why Arnold Schwarzenegger would fuck you up : Johnny B. Truant

Why Arnold Schwarzenegger would fuck you up : Johnny B. Truant — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:38:43 +0000

[...] I didn’t forget Sean Oliver. But he already had two whole posts written about [...]

By: You won’t believe this Black Friday sale! (Okay, maybe you will. But it’s still cool.) : Johnny B. Truant

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:31:28 +0000

[...] entire Black History Month, but I’m an inclusive and tolerant guy. So, I asked Sean Oliver, the black Johnny Truant, what he thought about me participating in Black Friday anyway and he was like, “You should [...]

By: I’m giving thanks for my clients with cheap consulting until Wednesday, and I also am confused but excited by Black Friday sales : Johnny B. Truant

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:53:05 +0000

[...] all of February set aside as Black History Month. Nonetheless, I have contacted Sean Oliver, the black Johnny Truant, and he says it’s okay for me to celebrate it even though I’m [...]

By: What Tim and John have to do with pie (and why you should check them out) : Johnny B. Truant

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:23:23 +0000

[...] So stop reading right now if you expect a magic pill to make you rich and happy. Seriously. I don’t want to hear you bitch and neither do the authors. YOU have to read. YOU have to do every damn thing these guys say, and do it 100% if you expect a result. YOU have to commit to something. [...]

By: Normal is for suckers « Project Mojave Blog

Normal is for suckers « Project Mojave Blog — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 23:51:04 +0000

[...] psycho-control writing formula blueprint system . . . to hijack your mind and help build his cult. Seriously, DO NOT READ THIS ARTICLE right before going to bed or youâ€™ll wake up the next [...]

By: I am JohnnyBTruant.com. Hear me roar! : Johnny B. Truant

I am JohnnyBTruant.com. Hear me roar! : Johnny B. Truant — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:53:15 +0000

[...] you go back through the posts here, you’ll see your favorite not-pure-humor TEIH posts like Fear of a Truant Planet and The Answer to Why The Economy Isn’t Happening (the “The news sucks” [...]

By: Shieldmaiden1196

Shieldmaiden1196 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:17:12 +0000

Miss the quote? This is the woman who treated Dryden New York to the only ‘white woman in a white minivan’ version of ‘Fight the Power’ they’ll ever hear. THESE 98s are definitely boomin with a trunk of funk. And all the jealous punks can’t stop the dunk.

OK, I’m done now.

As for goals, I’m working on one right now. Getting out of this soul-crushing job. I’ll let you know when my spoon stops digging dirt and sees sunlight. This tunnel is getting long.

By: Kristasphere

Kristasphere — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:11:16 +0000

What I wanna know is: who’s Flava Flav?