Exciting new product will attract chicks or hot dudes, depending on what you’re into

June 15, 2009 by Johnny
Filed under: Announcements 




I should probably clarify that I actually am going to be offering a new product soon. There’s a bit of info toward the end of my 6/15/09 post on IttyBiz.

 

 

 

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10 Comments on Exciting new product will attract chicks or hot dudes, depending on what you’re into

  1. Maarten Elout on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 1:40 pm

    2. Johnny, you rock! Keep it up, all random and stuff… It’s hilarious!

  2. Johnny B. Truant on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 2:42 pm

    3. Thanks, man… I am indeed all over the place.

  3. kathcom on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 8:09 pm

    4. I read your article on Itty Biz. I love your writing style and agree with everything you say. So I’d already begun to buy into the Johnny B. Truant mystique before viewing this video.

    But now, I am truly hooked. Seldom do I laugh out loud when being told to shut the fuck up. You are a genius. More, please.

  4. Johnny B. Truant on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 9:08 pm

    5. Oh, sweet. NOW I JUST GOTTA GET YO MONEY… WOO-HOO!

  5. BlueSteel on Wed, 17th Jun 2009 1:48 pm

    6. Ah, the beautiful shores of Lake Erie.

  6. Sean Oliver on Fri, 19th Jun 2009 9:50 pm

    7. Self serving reminder comment.

  7. Johnny B. Truant on Fri, 19th Jun 2009 9:59 pm

    8. Don’t worry, dude… I won’t forget the black Johnny Truant.

  8. lark works on Thu, 10th Sep 2009 5:02 pm

    9. Well if Sean is the black Johnny Truant then my aim is to be the girl Johnny Truant (I wear stilettos too)…. Can’t wait to see what you got and until then I’m going to shut the fuck up!

  9. Johnny B. Truant on Fri, 11th Sep 2009 7:41 am

    10. @lark works: You need to read the source article because I explain I’m not ready for a girl Truant. I couldn’t keep my hands off my boobs. Here ya go: http://is.gd/39bLo

  10. Johnny B. Truant on Fri, 11th Sep 2009 7:42 am

    11. Oh, and what I’ve got is here: http://learntobeyourownva.com/ibiab . I won’t pretend it isn’t incredibly awesome.

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