Comments on: Douchebag marketing http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/ The internet made awesome Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:50:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Katy http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-436 Katy Tue, 24 Mar 2009 07:20:08 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-436 Loved this! I'm most definitely going to enjoy following you along the Guru Naomi IttyBiz path to wealth and riches! Can't wait! @kat_taf Loved this! I’m most definitely going to enjoy following you along the Guru Naomi IttyBiz path to wealth and riches!

Can’t wait!

@kat_taf

]]> By: Delmont88 http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-435 Delmont88 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:32:56 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-435 you're gonna make it after all, da-da-da-da-da, da, dadadadada! you’re gonna make it after all, da-da-da-da-da, da, dadadadada!

]]> By: Johnny B. Truant http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-434 Johnny B. Truant Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:45:40 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-434 @ John - Ugh. Carrot top = a "DO NOT" of life. @ Delmont - I used to watch Nick at Nite and only Nick at Nite. Of course I get you. @ NC - I suspect you need an apple. @ John – Ugh. Carrot top = a “DO NOT” of life.

@ Delmont – I used to watch Nick at Nite and only Nick at Nite. Of course I get you.

@ NC – I suspect you need an apple.

]]> By: @ncwinters http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-433 @ncwinters Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:26:27 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-433 Sounds familiar. I myself personally am still trying to figure out #3. To make matters worse, my wife actually works in marketing and we still can't seem to figure out why I'm not a millionaire yet. You're supposed to be my inspiration and stuff. Get on that for me. Sounds familiar. I myself personally am still trying to figure out #3. To make matters worse, my wife actually works in marketing and we still can’t seem to figure out why I’m not a millionaire yet. You’re supposed to be my inspiration and stuff. Get on that for me.

]]> By: Delmont88 http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-424 Delmont88 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:41:43 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-424 Johnny- That is sooooo cool.... David Sedaris is one of my favorite writers (next to you, of course) and now, you have a rejection letter from the desk of someone who may or may not have had David Sedaris' ashtray or cup of coffee on it... You're like that "Far Side' looking lady and the end of the intro in the Mary Tyler Moore show, when Mary is so overcome with joy that she throws her hat in the air... Everyone knows who I'm talking about. The old gal with the cat's eye glasses... Johnny-
That is sooooo cool…. David Sedaris is one of my favorite writers (next to you, of course) and now, you have a rejection letter from the desk of someone who may or may not have had David Sedaris’ ashtray or cup of coffee on it…

You’re like that “Far Side’ looking lady and the end of the intro in the Mary Tyler Moore show, when Mary is so overcome with joy that she throws her hat in the air…
Everyone knows who I’m talking about. The old gal with the cat’s eye glasses…

]]> By: John http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-425 John Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:24:59 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-425 I think you need to put your web site address on your back and fight Danny Bonaduce. I'm not sure why but for some reason it sounds profitable. I'm also not sure why when you Google Danny Bonaduce to check the spelling you get a really buff picture of Carrot Top. I think you need to put your web site address on your back and fight Danny Bonaduce. I’m not sure why but for some reason it sounds profitable. I’m also not sure why when you Google Danny Bonaduce to check the spelling you get a really buff picture of Carrot Top.

]]> By: Jay Stadtfeld http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-426 Jay Stadtfeld Mon, 23 Mar 2009 02:07:05 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-426 Probably not a bad idea. Now, if only my memory wasn't so damned bad, I could remember where the hell I put it... Probably not a bad idea. Now, if only my memory wasn’t so damned bad, I could remember where the hell I put it…

]]> By: Johnny B. Truant http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-427 Johnny B. Truant Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:28:24 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-427 The pipe. Put it down. The pipe. Put it down.

]]> By: Jay Stadtfeld http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-428 Jay Stadtfeld Sun, 22 Mar 2009 00:30:19 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-428 Johnny, good sir. Come to Chicago, and fight Oprah's guards. I mean physically fight them. That'll at least garner some attention, and the camera's should shift your way for a moment, where you smile a big toothed grin, raise your book, and point to it. While that'll only last approximately 3 seconds, your value will skyrocket. People will knock your door down, causing your dog to bite people like Gina again, and you'll forever be known as "The man formerly known as Johnny B. Truant." Or, maybe not. I dunno how my mind fucking works... Johnny, good sir. Come to Chicago, and fight Oprah’s guards. I mean physically fight them. That’ll at least garner some attention, and the camera’s should shift your way for a moment, where you smile a big toothed grin, raise your book, and point to it.

While that’ll only last approximately 3 seconds, your value will skyrocket. People will knock your door down, causing your dog to bite people like Gina again, and you’ll forever be known as “The man formerly known as Johnny B. Truant.”

Or, maybe not. I dunno how my mind fucking works…

]]> By: Johnny B. Truant http://johnnybtruant.com/douchebag-marketing-2/comment-page-1/#comment-429 Johnny B. Truant Sat, 21 Mar 2009 12:30:35 +0000 http://www.theeconomyisnthappening.com/blog/?p=459#comment-429 Okay, everyone... I'm launching my plan to get on "Dog the Bounty Hunter" instead. Is that still on? I figure I can parlay that into something HUGE! Okay, everyone… I’m launching my plan to get on “Dog the Bounty Hunter” instead. Is that still on? I figure I can parlay that into something HUGE!

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