Comments on: More of the crap that’s in my head. But no nachos today.

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:42:19 +0000

Not all stop lights are hot. But those little pole-mounted ones? Wow.

By: mr-crash

mr-crash — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:57:14 +0000

I have a vague recollection of a friend who (in a somewhat inebriated state) admitted that due to a similar process, imparted on them by a hypnotist who did things for his own amusement, that they could not help but be aroused by stop lights.

I found this hilarious and just thought I should share

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:59:29 +0000

Okay, Gary, your age is showing… but not in the fact that you can’t remember if it was a Tuesday. It’s because you are even TRYING to figure out what day it was.

My grandparents do this all the time. They’ll ponder and get all worked up trying to figure out if that brand of flour they bought when they were in their 30s was called “Miller’s Choice” or “Miller’s Selection.” They’ll be telling a story about people they knew 50 years ago and my grandfather will say, “Our paperboy’s second cousin… we saw him one time as we were driving by in the car at 55 MPH. He used to wear a red shirt. Or was it rust-colored? Was it… ? Dangit, I can’t remember! Lorainne? What color was that kid’s shirt? Was it red or rust?”

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My values are what motivate me | I Hate My Message Board — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:40:30 +0000

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By: Gary (old dude)

Gary (old dude) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:49:09 +0000

have once again stumbled into Blog-Storm, having last been here some number of monthes back—-it was a tuesday if I remember correctly, but at my age, thats always a crapshoot—-but anyway now trying to get functional on this site—-will no doubt take me awhile—not being a computer nerd—-yet. Have added your blog to my blog roll , do like your nacho embalmed mind thinking. (lol)

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:55:05 +0000

You know, there must be a good part to being a drug addict. I mean, you lose your life, family, and money, but think of all the blissing out you get to do. For a few minutes, anyway.

I figure if you’re super rich or a rock star or something, there’s no downside. Am I right, kids?

By: diesel

diesel — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:30:35 +0000

Sorry, I was busy popping Prozac and feeling good about myself. Did I miss anything?

By: Johnny B. Truant

Johnny B. Truant — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 02:19:37 +0000

Man, Artie is SMILING in that photo. He’s so misunderstood.

By: Bill S

Bill S — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:10:48 +0000

I still need to find an anchor that works for me but I join you in the anti-Monday bit. I hate Monday morning so much that I start getting depressed on Sunday afternoon. Too bad I finished your book so fast … now THAT would be a good anchor (not the frightening cover but the right-on irreverence inside). I think I’ll go move it to my nightstand now.

By: Stickman

Stickman — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:29:51 +0000

My anchor is actually remembering eating nachos, and I trigger it by eating nachos. And then when I’m done, I visualize eating nachos made by a robot – Robachos! It’s so dang awesome!