Happy Fathers’ Day, gentlemen

June 21, 2009 By 3 Comments

Happy Fathers’ Day to everyone… from an unemployed guy, apparently.

JT

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I have no point, but I may or may not be funny sometimes regardless of what that guy with the lazy eye says, and also, where’s my taco?

June 9, 2009 By 19 Comments

I talked to my sister the other day and she was all yelling at me and screaming and throwing waffle irons and televisions and poodles and shit* because I haven’t been funny enough of late. And I was like, “Hey! Put down Fi-Fi. Did I not write about my internet lottery winnings? Did I not write about how I punish Austin by making him run around the house with a sheet over … Continue Reading

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I offer you punk rock babies to solidify my vow

April 23, 2009 By 15 Comments

Dear loyal TEIH readers. Yes, both of you.

Allow me to begin by setting forth the traditional conversational offering of my people: a video of a baby enjoying Black Flag’s “TV Party.”

I offer this video because I have not been as funny lately as I would like.

I have been more businessy and/or introspective lately than I had intended.

I have referenced Tony Robbins more often recently than is healthy.

I have put … Continue Reading

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La freak: So chic

April 10, 2009 By 13 Comments

I have this friend who’s working on a secret project. I don’t know all the details, but I do know that it has something to do with freaks. Not circus freaks — like the guy who can play a banjo with his ass bones or the girl who can lift weights with her nipples or Michael Jackson — but like the everyday folks whose differences from the norm make life “spicy.” The freaks who … Continue Reading

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