This post is business-pointless

WARNING: I’m telling you right now that this post has absolutely no relevance to business whatsoever and will be irrelevant to most of you. But it’s the week before Christmas and I’m in a festive, fun mood and kind of don’t feel like talking about money and business. So I’m going to talk about Bakugan. […]

An unproductive waste of time

I toyed with the idea of writing a serious post today about how being a successful and well-rounded entrepreneur with a fun life requires big balls (or ovaries) and a stubborn determination to always improve every aspect of yourself, but then I remembered that I’m going to be playing poker with my college friends all […]

Christmas is gay

NOTE: I wrote this post last Christmas season. But since it’s funny and offensive and most of you have never seen it before, I’m running it again. I was on a forum the other day when someone brought up the inconvenient hypothesis that saying, “That’s gay” might be offensive to gay people. Typically, I’m a […]

Hello, I’m five years old

My son Austin just turned five, which is awesome because now he’s finally surpassed my level of maturity and it’s only a matter of time before I can con him into buying me beer. The thing is, I just wrote two posts about being crazy. One is here, just a few posts back. The other […]

Reunions: Not just about unions anymore

NOTE: If you’re reading this in Facebook, you’re probably doing it because I tagged you, which means that you don’t normally read my notes, you big asshole. That probably also means that you don’t know that these notes are actually a feed from my blog, and probably further haven’t realized that I’m a famous blogger […]