Comments on: I’m giving thanks for my clients with cheap consulting until Wednesday, and I also am confused but excited by Black Friday sales

By: Johnny

Johnny — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:26:07 +0000

I was distinctly thinking, “What will make people open this?”

Unfortunately, it didn’t work. Not a terribly high open rate. LIES DON’T PAY.

By: Jess

Jess — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:35:30 +0000

Wait… so there is no vacuum cleaner with purchase? I feel duped.

Darn you, savvy email marketer! You always make me click your links…

By: Johnny

Johnny — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:07:16 +0000

Only if you’re going to lay some bullshit claim that the Pilgrims didn’t get up for the 4am sale at Sears the day after. Otherwise, it can slide.

I actually only remember “cooooooooookie crisp.” But I have this theory that they’re related.

By: lorrie

lorrie — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:51:23 +0000

I’ve always thought those kids cereal commercials were evil! I’m pretty sure we can blame them for most of the petty theft we have today. Remember the ‘coooookie thief’?

BTW johnny, I just like you so much (but not like-like). But more than just like. Wait, nevermind that’s not coming out right at all.

BTW #2 did you know the story of the first thanksgiving is largely a myth? so are you going to get all political now?