Is this another rule I should break?

I’ve written a few times lately about my revelations re: seeing through the bullshit and kind of noticing that the emperor who is supposedly standing there wearing his expensive new clothes actually has his ass hanging out. It’s occurred to me lately that society tells us that we’re supposed to do a lot of things that kind of really don’t apply to all of us, all the time, and that sometimes (maybe often), … Continue Reading

You’re worth more than you think

I’ve talked a bit here and there about pricing (more often there than here, as it turns out), but I was interviewed a few weeks ago by Lee Stranahan for his “How Much Should I Charge?” course and it got me thinking, so I wanted to write about it now.

(And also, Lee is worth checking out even if you don’t give a shit about pricing simply because he’s interviewed director Kevin Smith and … Continue Reading

How to fail at your goals



You may remember that in early November, I set a goal. I was going to score 28 points on Crossfit’s “How Fit Are You?” challenge. To refresh your memory (which is surely unnecessary, as I’m sure you have detailed notes everywhere about every aspect of my life and work), here are the descriptions of the tests that make up the challenge, and what I wanted to do on each:

Test #1: Maximum bench Continue Reading

Neither I nor Tim Brownson are islands

This is a guest post by my fish-and-chips-eating life coach, Tim Brownson. In it, he explores many untruths about me and mocks me openly. Enjoy.

And because I know that some fools will take what Tim says literally, um… yeah, don’t take this too literally.

Oh, and one last thing: good fucking luck figuring out what the hell he is saying through all of the Britishisms. The use of 3-D glasses is suggested.Continue Reading

You’re not normal

I’ve written a lot recently about the topics of being crazy, doing something crazy, and perhaps using Crazy Straws. But then, yesterday, three things happened to make me think that I should write about it in a bit more detail:

  1. I talked to my friend Clay Collins, who is out of his fucking mind, and
  2. I saw the “Not Normal” episode of SpongeBob Squarepants, in which SpongeBob tries to be
  3. Continue Reading