The internet made awesome
This is a post I wrote for Freak Revolution, and it’s running there today in its entirety. I’m posting a teaser here because I’m absolutely in love with it and don’t want you to miss it.
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So I’ve finally realized why I like you freaks so much. It’s because you remind me in a very real way that a person can not toe the line, not follow the rules, not adhere to … Continue Reading
You know you want a blog. You know you need a site for your new business, or for writing about your cat, or for telling the latest dick jokes.
You know you can’t make any money online without a blog.
Well, luckily, I’m setting up self-hosted WordPress blogs for free until the end of the month. Which is the same as the end of the year. Which is the same as “through Thursday.”… Continue Reading
NOTE: I wrote this post last Christmas season. But since it’s funny and offensive and most of you have never seen it before, I’m running it again.
I was on a forum the other day when someone brought up the inconvenient hypothesis that saying, “That’s gay” might be offensive to gay people.
Typically, I’m a nonconfrontational offender. When I’m alone, I tend to think, “If someone is offended, that’s their problem.” It’s the same … Continue Reading
So I’ve decided that credit sucks really giant hairy balls and that I’m through with it.
See, I’m now in the trap that so many people end up getting into. And dammit, I tried to be so wary of that trap. Even though I thought I was a responsible spender and even though I played by the rules of consuming very carefully, I still got sucked right in and am now like every poor … Continue Reading
You have to listen to this call. It’s fantastic. I’m on a call with my two very favorite lesbians in the world, Pace & Kyeli. We’re talking about how exactly to be awesome. Did you hear me? How EXACTLY to be awesome. You may think that others in the world are awesome but that you are not, and that you’ll never be as awesome as they are.
Not true, dude. Awesomeness is a learnable … Continue Reading
