I was listening to this King Missile album today, and it has that song “Detachable Penis” on it, and that song is pretty cool because when you think about it, having a detachable penis would be both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, you could slip it into your pocket when dancing with a girl so it didn’t get in the way,… Continue Reading
Part 2 of the Charlie and Johnny Jam Sessions is now available!
October 24, 2009 By 2 Comments
You asked for it, you got it… Charlie Gilkey and I recorded a second FREE “Jam Session” to complement our first, available below. This one was louder, more raucous, and contained exactly the same number of flamingos. Check it out!
It’s over at the new Charlie and Johnny Jam Sessions website. Please click the deceptive graphic below and then get mad when… Continue Reading
I quit.
October 20, 2009 By 20 Comments
I’m taking a big risk by writing this immediately after my post about how complaining makes you a pussy, but I’m going to do it anyway. I figure that with a bit of misdirection, I can convince you all that not only am I right on both sides of my apparently contradictory opinions, but that I’m actually capable of achieving any goal… Continue Reading
Four reasons why thinking you have problems actually just means you’re a pussy
October 16, 2009 By 25 Comments
Every week, I take my domineering son Austin to swim lessons at our local overpriced health club, so that he can tempt death by repeatedly swimming out of the instructor’s reach. Austin is five, and he’s in the “Advanced Preschool” class. This means that he’s old enough to transition from sinking to occasionally remaining afloat, but not old enough that Robin and I are… Continue Reading
Get your free stuff now… and… GO!
October 13, 2009 By 3 Comments
Okay, it’s on! If you want to get in on Project Mojave and want to get some free JBT stuff in the doing, you’re one smart person and are surely extraordinarily attractive. Here’s the deal:
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The first ten people who join through my link will get my Zero to Business course for free. |
