The internet made awesome
I’ve met more messed-up, weird, freaky, oddball, and flat-out crazy people in my last six months online than I did in my entire ten years working at the S&M Slip n’ Slide Factory for the Criminally Insane in Hoboken, New Jersey — just across the street from the Klingon Language University.
It’s strange. Everyone I know who is successful online is crazy. Every one of them is unconventional. Many have A.D.D., and some have … Continue Reading
It’s weird. I have this hypothetical scenario in my head. I know it’s hypothetical because it involves Doc Brown from Back to the Future.
I imagine going back in time six months, to the end of March of this year. And the future me eschews all of the warnings about interacting with past selves, lest I cause a temporal paradox or become my own grandfather or something, and instead goes right up to the … Continue Reading
For some weird-ass reason, it seemed imperative to me that this post be named what it is, and it was the kind of imperative where somehow it seems like it’s a really witty move, like you all are going to read it and think that I’m really clever, like the time I named a post “I’m Mad As Hell, and I’m Not Going to Take it Anymore,” which, of course, every single … Continue Reading
I need your help, oh awesome and faithful reader. This is your chance to shape the future of Johnny B. Truant, because I know that’s the ambition of every one of you. Admit it.
Here’s the thing: I’ve grown a lot over the past few months, and find myself at a crossroads. Something needs to change, and I’m not sure what, or how.
So here’s the story.
(I’ll just warn you that this will … Continue Reading
