Stop being afraid of selling, you pussy

NOTE: This post is part of my National GOYA (Get Off Your Ass) Month initiative, intended to motivate anyone sitting on the fence about starting a new business to just do it already. These posts will still be funny, but if businessy talk in itself offends you, feel free to head over to the Wikipedia page for “Fart” and blank it repeatedly for your own amusement, and then come back next week to see Continue Reading

GOYA: More than beans and painters

I always thought – nay, KNEW – that I was an awesome, fantastic, devastatingly handsome and intelligent snazzy-dressing fantastmo that Natalie Portman can’t stop fascinating about, but the other day I got something in my inbox that really showed me a deeper level of myself. What I saw got me excited. And no, it wasn’t Viagra spam. As I understand, Viagra works at a mechanical level. You still have to manage the excitement yourself.… Continue Reading