Fear of a Truant Planet

So my online evolution has been an interesting one.

Think about it: I used to be a straight humor blogger. Then, I became a humorous business/tech blogger, and then I became a humorous business/tech entrepreneurial blogger with services and coaching and everything. But now I’m taking it a step further. Now, I have a chance to be black.

I’m sitting at my computer… Continue Reading

Exciting new product will attract chicks or hot dudes, depending on what you’re into




I should probably clarify that I actually am going to be offering a new product soon. There’s a bit of info toward the end of my 6/15/09 post on IttyBiz.

You’re totally going to lose everything

That’s a teaser title. It’s meant to bait you and scare you into reading this post.

So yeah, you’re going to lose your wife because she’s sleeping with another dude or even another gal, or if you’re a girl, you’re going to lose your husband — unless you’re gay, or unless you’re just dating, and you can see that the permutations are sort… Continue Reading

I have no point, but I may or may not be funny sometimes regardless of what that guy with the lazy eye says, and also, where’s my taco?

I talked to my sister the other day and she was all yelling at me and screaming and throwing waffle irons and televisions and poodles and shit* because I haven’t been funny enough of late. And I was like, “Hey! Put down Fi-Fi. Did I not write about my internet lottery winnings? Did I not write about how I punish Austin byContinue Reading

How to send one domain name to another – in three different ways

Let’s say you’re into weasel flogging. I know a lot of you are into it, so it’s a good example. Maybe you’ve registered “weaselflogging.com” and have a blog there, all about the most effective and efficient ways to flog weasels. But then you decide to buy a second domain name — say “flogthatweasel.com” — and you want to point it… Continue Reading