I’m developed like film, yo

Life has been frustrating lately. You’ll know that if you read my rant. (And by “you,” I also mean my closest friends and family, because I apparently forgot that this blog auto-posts to my personal Facebook profile. Nothing like all of your buddies knowing your darkest financial secrets.)

But things could be a lot worse than “frustrating.” The definition of “frustration” that I’m… Continue Reading

I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!

Man, folks, I’m so sorry to follow up one serious post with a second serious post. I swear I’ll be funnier next time. But I promised that I was going to come out from behind the curtain a bit and act like a real person. I promised I would say what’s on my mind.

And the fact is that right now I am so… Continue Reading

Heeeeere’s Johnny!

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Johnny B. Truant.

Yeah, yeah, you’re saying. You already know me. Well, that’s what I thought, too, but it’s not the truth. The truth is that you don’t actually know me if you only know me through this blog. What you read here is a mere slice of my full personality. What you know is a… Continue Reading

Douchebag marketing

EDITOR’S NOTE (That’s me. Sometimes I call my self “Editor” or “Fluffy”): This was originally intended to be a guest post on IttyBiz, but it is no longer needed there for a reason that is actually incredibly awesome but which I’m not going to tell you about yet. But I still think it’s pretty funny, so I’m offering it to you asContinue Reading